By Victor Hernandez
Star Wars Episode VII: The Last jedi sucks.
A lot.
Even worse, Disney wants us to forget about the origiinal George Lucas Star Wars movies and swallow their crap.
Mostrando las entradas con la etiqueta Star Wars. Mostrar todas las entradas
Mostrando las entradas con la etiqueta Star Wars. Mostrar todas las entradas
lunes, 18 de diciembre de 2017
viernes, 16 de diciembre de 2016
MOVIE REVIEW: Rogue One is a way, way, waaaaaay better Star Wars movie than The Force Awakens
By Victor Hernandez
I think we can all agree that The Force Awakens sucks. Disney decided to plagiarize episode 4 and put Jar-Jar Abrams to do the dirty work for them. And they failed missarably. Even if critics were bribed to say only nice things about the movie, it still sucks.
But Rogue One: A Star Wars Story is a whole different animal. And as a Star Wars movie it is way better than The Force Awakens, as it has a better story, more convincing locations, better direction, and geniune tension. It has its flaws as well, so let's get right to the pros and cons:
I think we can all agree that The Force Awakens sucks. Disney decided to plagiarize episode 4 and put Jar-Jar Abrams to do the dirty work for them. And they failed missarably. Even if critics were bribed to say only nice things about the movie, it still sucks.
But Rogue One: A Star Wars Story is a whole different animal. And as a Star Wars movie it is way better than The Force Awakens, as it has a better story, more convincing locations, better direction, and geniune tension. It has its flaws as well, so let's get right to the pros and cons:
sábado, 9 de abril de 2016
In case you haven't figured it out yet, Ezra Bridger is Snoke #SciFi
In case you haven't noticed already, Ezra Bridger from Star Wars Rebels is "Supreme Leader" Snoke from The Force Awakens.
You probably haven't figured it out because of the avalanche of clearly fabricated YouTube videos pointing to bogus "theories" about Snoke. But here we're going to give you all of the evidence that supports the claim that Ezra Bridger is in fact Snoke.
lunes, 14 de marzo de 2016
Sci-Fi short story: The Movie
The Movie
By Victor Hernandez
“What the fuck?”
“Language, sir.”
“Language? Where the FUCK am I?”
“You’re in the afterlife.”
“Whaaa… as in ‘Heaven’?”
“Yes.”
By Victor Hernandez
“What the fuck?”
“Language, sir.”
“Language? Where the FUCK am I?”
“You’re in the afterlife.”
“Whaaa… as in ‘Heaven’?”
“Yes.”
jueves, 14 de enero de 2016
Only The Martian and The Big Short deserve #Oscars2016 for Best Picture; The Force Awakens is a FRAUD
For Victor Hernández
Only two of the movies that were nominated for an Oscar this year actually deserve it: The Martian and The Big Short.
As a Mexican I feel the obligation to point out that everything Alejandro González (that's his actual last name, but the muy mamón uses "Iñárritu" because he thinks that makes him less common, I suppose) is crap. So does he deserve a nomination? No. He didn't deserve it for Birdman and he doesn't deserve it now. The telenovelas he passes for movies are, to paraphrase The Big Short, "dog shit wrapped around cat shit."
Only two of the movies that were nominated for an Oscar this year actually deserve it: The Martian and The Big Short.
As a Mexican I feel the obligation to point out that everything Alejandro González (that's his actual last name, but the muy mamón uses "Iñárritu" because he thinks that makes him less common, I suppose) is crap. So does he deserve a nomination? No. He didn't deserve it for Birdman and he doesn't deserve it now. The telenovelas he passes for movies are, to paraphrase The Big Short, "dog shit wrapped around cat shit."
viernes, 1 de enero de 2016
A reply to @MakingStarwars regarding George Lucas's apology to Disney #TheForceAwakens
By Victor Hernández
George Lucas published an apology to Disney for calling them "white slavers" in an interview with Charlie Rose.
That apology was completely unnecessary. Disney is pretty much like white slavers in the sense that they are exploiting Star Wars for money in a very abusive way, specifically making an Episode 7 that's nothing more than rehash of the original trilogy with a terrible plot, terrible characters and not the least bit of originality for the specific purpose of making money, not to expand George Lucas's first modern myth.
George Lucas published an apology to Disney for calling them "white slavers" in an interview with Charlie Rose.
That apology was completely unnecessary. Disney is pretty much like white slavers in the sense that they are exploiting Star Wars for money in a very abusive way, specifically making an Episode 7 that's nothing more than rehash of the original trilogy with a terrible plot, terrible characters and not the least bit of originality for the specific purpose of making money, not to expand George Lucas's first modern myth.
miércoles, 30 de diciembre de 2015
VIDEO: This is SAD; Even an elementary school kid could tell The Force Awakens SUCKS
This is beyond sad. An elementary school kid declared The Force Awakens sucks after watching it. THIS is the "the king is naked" moment. THIS is the moment when idiots like Kivin Smith and a bunch of movie reviewers who are apparently too afraid of Disney to actually tell the truth about The Force Awakens are finally revealed as the FRAUDS they are for giving that AWFUL movie rave reviews.
martes, 29 de diciembre de 2015
VIDEO: The Force Awakens sucks: George Lucas explains how Disney are "slavers"
George Lucas explains in an interview with Charlie Rose why he wasn't involved with The Force Awakens; because Disney "wanted to make a story for the fans" and he didn't agree with the story Disney wanted to make. At some point, Lucas compared Disney to "white slavers." THAT is why The Force Awakens sucks:
sábado, 19 de diciembre de 2015
Four things in Star Wars The Force Awakens that actually do work
By Victor Hernández
For the past couple of days I've been writing about how much Star Wars The Force Awakens sucks and how the reason why it sucks is because George Lucas was not involved in the movie and Disney ordered Jar-Jar -I mean- JJ Abrams to make a remake of Episode 4 instead of making a new, original movie.
But that begs the question: Does every single element in the movie actually sucks? Nothing is salvageable?
For the past couple of days I've been writing about how much Star Wars The Force Awakens sucks and how the reason why it sucks is because George Lucas was not involved in the movie and Disney ordered Jar-Jar -I mean- JJ Abrams to make a remake of Episode 4 instead of making a new, original movie.
But that begs the question: Does every single element in the movie actually sucks? Nothing is salvageable?
viernes, 18 de diciembre de 2015
Unlike George Lucas's Star Wars, The Force Awakens also sucks at anthropology
By Victor Hernández
Bear with me because the next few paragraphs may seem like they're unrelated to the title of this post, but trust me; they are related. And yes, I will be showing why The Force Awakens sucks at using anthropology and, as a result, made its plot suck even more.
Before George Lucas switched majors in college to Film, he was an Anthropology major. You can tell he knows about athropology because his films make sense from a sociological standpoint.
Bear with me because the next few paragraphs may seem like they're unrelated to the title of this post, but trust me; they are related. And yes, I will be showing why The Force Awakens sucks at using anthropology and, as a result, made its plot suck even more.
Before George Lucas switched majors in college to Film, he was an Anthropology major. You can tell he knows about athropology because his films make sense from a sociological standpoint.
Star Wars The Force Awakens is worse than the Holiday Special, says review
Here's Karbonic's YouTube review of The Force Awakens explaining very clearly why the movie sucks. He goes as far as to say The Force Awakens is worse than the 1970s made for TV Star Wars Holiday Special. Which may seem too harsh, but think about this: the Holiday Special AT LEAST had a cool animated sequence that introduced Boba Fett. The Force Awakens doesn't intrudce ANYTHING that's memorable:
jueves, 17 de diciembre de 2015
Even the music for Star Wars The Force Awakens sucks
By Victor Hernández
Each and every one of the 6 Star Wars films by George Lucas have memorable pieces of music by John Williams. But The Force Awakens has none.
Even the fanboys who didn't like the prequel trilogy can't deny Duel of the Fates, Across the Stars, and Battle of the Heroes are instantly recognizable, and rightly earned their place in the pantheon of Star Wars music.
Each and every one of the 6 Star Wars films by George Lucas have memorable pieces of music by John Williams. But The Force Awakens has none.
Even the fanboys who didn't like the prequel trilogy can't deny Duel of the Fates, Across the Stars, and Battle of the Heroes are instantly recognizable, and rightly earned their place in the pantheon of Star Wars music.
Take this, Disney: Here is the entire (dumb) plot of Star Wars The Force Awakens
By Victor Hernández
You know what? I feel haven't shat enough on The Force Awakens, so here's the plot in a nutshell:
You know what? I feel haven't shat enough on The Force Awakens, so here's the plot in a nutshell:
Star Wars The Force Awakens SUCKS: An objective review from a Star Wars fan (SPOILERS GALORE!)
By Victor Hernández
Star Wars The Force Awakens confirmed my suspicions all along: Making a Star Wars movie without George Lucas was a mistake.
There are many reasons why the movie doesn't work and most of the time it just plain sucks.
But first lets get the real spoilers out of the way:
Star Wars The Force Awakens confirmed my suspicions all along: Making a Star Wars movie without George Lucas was a mistake.
There are many reasons why the movie doesn't work and most of the time it just plain sucks.
But first lets get the real spoilers out of the way:
miércoles, 16 de diciembre de 2015
I got banned by theforce.net for saying Star Wars The Force Awakens is a mistake (and proud of it)
By Victor Hernandez
Today I wear the following screen cap as a badge of honor:
Today I wear the following screen cap as a badge of honor:
domingo, 6 de diciembre de 2015
Regarding Star Wars; Dear JJ Abrams: FUCK YOU and Disney too
By Victor Hernandez
So now JJ Abrams says, according to Reuters, that the new Star Wars movie won't meet people's expectations because people's hopes are too high.
In a video interview, Reuters asked him if the movie will live up to the hype. His response? "No."
So now JJ Abrams says, according to Reuters, that the new Star Wars movie won't meet people's expectations because people's hopes are too high.
In a video interview, Reuters asked him if the movie will live up to the hype. His response? "No."
jueves, 16 de abril de 2015
VIDEO: Segundo trailer de Star Wars The Force Awakens
Este es el segundo trailer de la nueva película de Star Wars a estrenarse en diciembre próximo.
domingo, 30 de noviembre de 2014
VIDEO: Alteran el trailer del Episodio 7 de Star Wars... ¡y les queda mejor!
No había comentado nada sobre el trailer del Episodio 7 de Star Wars porque me pareció lamentablemente malo. Pero alguien se tomó la molestia de hacer una "edición especial George Lucas" para pitorrearse del trailer y, aunque la idea era burlarse, le quedó mucho, pero mucho mejor:
jueves, 16 de octubre de 2014
Lo que significan los bocetos que se filtraron del Episodio 7 de Star Wars; Confirman rumores
El miércoles por la noche se filtraron en imageshack.com un montón de bocetos y arte conceptual del episodio 7 de Star Wars.
Varios de los bocetos confirman los rumores que han estado circulando sobre la trama del episodio 7. A continuación les mostramos lo que varias de las imágenes significan o podrían significar.
Varios de los bocetos confirman los rumores que han estado circulando sobre la trama del episodio 7. A continuación les mostramos lo que varias de las imágenes significan o podrían significar.
domingo, 28 de septiembre de 2014
Star Wars Rebels: Hasta el momento, está mejor la novela que el programa animado
Por Victor Hernández
Desde el principio tuve dudas sobre la nueva serie animada Star Wars Rebels, en la cual George Lucas ya no interviene directamente y que se hizo a capricho de Disney luego de la venta de Lucasfilm.
El principal problema en la percepción de los que somos fans de Star Wars es que la anterior serie animada, Clone Wars, iba muy bien y daba para dos temporadas más cuando fue cancelada. Además, tocaba temas mucho más relacionados con los tejes y manejes de quién ganaba y quién perdía en una guerra realmente.
Desde el principio tuve dudas sobre la nueva serie animada Star Wars Rebels, en la cual George Lucas ya no interviene directamente y que se hizo a capricho de Disney luego de la venta de Lucasfilm.
El principal problema en la percepción de los que somos fans de Star Wars es que la anterior serie animada, Clone Wars, iba muy bien y daba para dos temporadas más cuando fue cancelada. Además, tocaba temas mucho más relacionados con los tejes y manejes de quién ganaba y quién perdía en una guerra realmente.
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